I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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