Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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