She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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