I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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