i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Randomize
