We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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