Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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