I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Randomize
