You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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