who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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