a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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