And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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