O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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