I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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