Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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