Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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