I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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