The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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