Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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