Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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