Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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