you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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