remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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