He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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