i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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