This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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