I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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