Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
