I faked an abortion last night.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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