I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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