How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Randomize
