Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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