oh god the rape fog is back!
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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