Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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