How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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