You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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