So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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