worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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