im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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