he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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