FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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