Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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