i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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