why didn't you poke me back
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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