I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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