Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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