i just sent this text using only my big toe
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
