you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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