I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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