To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Randomize
