so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I cockslap morals
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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