After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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