we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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