So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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